Monday, September 29, 2014

The Tainted Thegn, Fulgid Glim

The Tainted Thegn is come again, he sweeps South to the fulgent lands.

All his reign is knavery; a tide of blood is in his hands.

In all the years we've not seen one who shined as bright as him

when stood at the gates while Helmrood burned...

...and sang, did Fulgid Glim.

Friday, September 26, 2014

Ditherprank & Gorespindle


A sharp wind riding through the dell,
Horse's mane enmeshed with bells,

Whose deepest heart's a greedy hell,
That bitter villain Gorespindle

Ditherprank and the Faithful Mute

"I'm Ditherprank and I've endentured this mute--
with promises of an enchanted flute--

"To carry around my imprisoning skull,
which, when bound to the earth, can be ever so dull"